My partner just took this call.  Older female in blu bb cap driving a whi Honda swinging jumper cables at juvies in pkg lot.

"There is a nuclear bomb set to go off in LA tomorrow.  It has been publicized on the radio using the words Rising, Darva and Harp.  The plot goes back to before Eisenhower's time.  It is said to be a plot to start WWIII but the real reason is to subjugate women.  Do you believe me?"  "No."  "Oh well, will you report it anyway?"

Today's lesson for the criminally impaired - wearing the pants you stole from prison when you were released yesterday in public, especially when you aren't really that far from the prison will cause numerous cars with lights and sirens to descend on you and you will likely get a nice pair of bracelets to go with your new pants.

I had a woman call today and said she wasn't going to let her daughter kill herself again . . . i had no response for that.

Is this person black, white or hispanic?" "Well, they look like they have alzheimers."

And that was followed by a call from an irate mother wanting us to meet her on the roadside and when I ask what she is drivng she yells "MY CAR!"