Questionable call of the day - someone called because his Dad used to be black and had a message for him.  His mother didn't want him to get the message so she changed all of their DNA so they weren't black anymore and sent him to a realm where there were no people.

It's Margaret - I just wanted to tell you that while I was at the dentist, between 11:00 and 5:00, someone went into my room, the door was tied shut.  They touched my cell phone.  I can tell because it was all slippery and slimy.  They have listened to my messages.  Thank you.

A woman called and told me her upstairs neighbor follows her everywhere she goes.  When she goes to the bathroom he flushes his toilet.

To the guy who is going to call his congressman because we had a helicopter up looking for a stolen vehicle on a Sunday afternoon, interrupting peoples BBQ's - We found the car and along with it a houseful of stolen goods. It's what we do.

I just got a report of a car driving down the street totally covered in post it notes. I guess they don't stick well when driving at a high rate of speed :/

If you take pictures of your naked self and text them, and you happen to text them to the wrong numger, the Sheriff Dept cannot get them back for you.

An older lady name Margaret calls on a frequent basis.  She always identifies herself says what has happened, says thank you and hangs up.  There will be lots of Margaret stories in here - I love it when she calls.

"It's Margaret, I just called to report that my fabric shears were returned.  When I came home on the bus the driver asked me all kinds of questions like I didn't have the right to live free in this country and someone used my bathroom while I was at Target.  Thank you."

Conversations that make my job harder. "This is Fire, we need your ETA to the veh accident." "We are there." "My unit says you are not there." We are there, our deputy on scene reported it." "I know but my unit says you are not there so I need an ETA." "30 seconds." "Uhhhhh - ok." Radio units asking them to flag down fire, "We are here with fire."

Some calls I get squeeze my heart and make it hurt, it is a reminder that I still have a heart.