I just got a report of a car driving down the street totally covered in post it notes. I guess they don't stick well when driving at a high rate of speed :/

If you take pictures of your naked self and text them, and you happen to text them to the wrong numger, the Sheriff Dept cannot get them back for you.

An older lady name Margaret calls on a frequent basis.  She always identifies herself says what has happened, says thank you and hangs up.  There will be lots of Margaret stories in here - I love it when she calls.

"It's Margaret, I just called to report that my fabric shears were returned.  When I came home on the bus the driver asked me all kinds of questions like I didn't have the right to live free in this country and someone used my bathroom while I was at Target.  Thank you."