Questionable call of the day - someone called because his Dad used to be black and had a message for him.  His mother didn't want him to get the message so she changed all of their DNA so they weren't black anymore and sent him to a realm where there were no people.

It's Margaret - I just wanted to tell you that while I was at the dentist, between 11:00 and 5:00, someone went into my room, the door was tied shut.  They touched my cell phone.  I can tell because it was all slippery and slimy.  They have listened to my messages.  Thank you.

A woman called and told me her upstairs neighbor follows her everywhere she goes.  When she goes to the bathroom he flushes his toilet.